What is the weirdest thing you’ve ever snuck into a movie theater?
An unpopped bag of popcorn, and then I asked to use the microwave.

What would chairs look like if our knees were on the back of our legs?
What?! Our knees aren’t on the back of our legs?

How do you feel about cannibalism, yay or nay?
Yay, but only on the third Tuesday of every month.

Why does light make our skin darker but our hair lighter?
Because it’s stupid.

Why does glue not stick to the bottle?
Why does the glue not stick to the glue?

Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Did I really just sing that?

Did you just try singing the two songs above?
Didn’t I just ask about that?

If you could surgically change yourself to the opposite sex, what would you do with your name?
I’m happy with my current sex, thanks for asking though.

Which side is your toilet paper on in your bathroom?
Toilet paper, what is that?

Info by Chelsea Conrad
Photo by Keisha Levi