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Assistant band director Ben Werne:
“I’m just going to tape it on your little uplet thing, on your uniform.”
Sophomore Bella Anderson:
“My what? Mr. Werne, I don’t know what that is, I haven’t taken anatomy yet!”

Senior Chris Lambert:
“What’s the difference between us and chickens?”

Senior Brooklyn Dotts:
“Shut up, I lost my train of thought.”
Junior Morgan Dotts:
“It’s because my train of thought wrecked into yours.”

Government teacher Scott Gudorf:
“Did you know almonds are a superfood?”
Senior Bridget Smith:
“So does that mean they give you like superpowers?”