Why are the “easy to open” food packages never easy to open?
They really are easy, people are just lazy.
What happens when you get “half scared to death” twice?
Then you’re fully scared to death.
If the world’s a stage where does the audience sit?
On the floor.
What if blueberries were red?
They would be red.
Why is the 0 on the phone after 1?
They ran out of room.
Why doesn’t armpit hair have split ends?
It grows upward, not outward, like the hair on our head.
Can you cry underwater?
I can try too.
When a cow laughs does milk come out of its nose?
No that’s why it has utters.
What’s the dumbest letter in the alphabet?
Z.
Info by: Sara Kesterson
