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The Last Word: Austin Longest

What is the weirdest nickname people call you?
Honey dipper and Juicy.

If you didn’t get caught, did you really do it?
No. I plead the FIF. If you watch the Chappelle Show, you’ll get it.

Would you rather kiss a crocodile or a bear?
Crocodile, so that I can taste some of that salty love.

Are couch potatoes good to eat?
Yes, because you can make couch french fries.

Why do people ask why?
Because everyone wants to know everything. Boom. Just dropped some knowledge on you dumb fools.

Do you enjoy swimming when it’s snowing?
Yes. It is called ice skating. Duh.

Why do 24-hour, 7 days a week (including holidays) supermarkets have locks on their doors?
To keep Rosie O’Donnell out!

Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?
Because rain DROPS the beat and snow FALLS short.

Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
It is constantly touching the bottle and wants to get free from the abusive touching.

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